Crap happens Bob, you aren't an idiot.
Translite is easy, two theft proof torxes unscrew and you can remove the plate and change the lock easily. Check Bay Area, etc. for new locks.
Coin door. Is it open ? I ask because you know you lost the translite key and it should be on a hook on the door. If the door is open, remove the lock and get a new cabinet lock from home Depot. It is longer than the translite lock.
Coin door closed. Very carefully drill it out until the screw/hasp falls on the inside. Vacuum up the metal dust good.
There isn't a universal key that fits all.
If you have any keys, try them all. Wiggle and twist, if you get in once than change the lock.
You can pick the lock if you have some tools and are good.
LTG : )